That's My Girl

Robert Pattinson may have designs on his Twilight co-star, the Queen of Awesome Kristen Stewart, but K-Stew absolutely wants no part of that birds-nest-haired Carradine-scale freak-job Pattinson.

"She loves Robert as a friend, and of course she thinks he’s really hot," a friend chirped to the National Enquirer.

"She says as an actress, it helps process along that he’s interested in her — it makes it easier for them to build the onscreen chemistry that draws people into their story for the film.

"Kristen just sloughs off any talk of the two of them hooking up. She turns red and says, 'I’m so NOT going there!'"

So, basically, she's stringing Pattinson along, making him think he might have a shot, and it's all for her art. That's K-Stew's level of commitment - she's willing to toy with the feelings of someone she calls a friend just to make her acting more convincing.

K-Stew rules, Pattinson drools. I'm getting some glittery pink stickers and spelling that out on my laptop.