Stop With The Dying Already!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Fred Travalena has joined the parade of celebs heading to the grave. The 66-year-old Vegas performer, a favorite of your father, expired from non-Hodgkin's lymphoma on Sunday according to his publicist.

Goodbye Fred Travalena. You will be missed by the people who knew you were not already dead.

5 comments:

Gwyneth Paltrow said...

Why is nobody visiting my site? It's called GOOP and it's really cool.

VISIT MY BASTARD SITE OR I'LL GIVE YOU ALL CUNT CANCER YOU DISGUSTING PEON WHORES

Anonymous said...

someone posted that this is "The Happening" going on and not to drink the water. Kinda not funny at this point. Die-Die-Die-Die!!!

What time today is LiLo supposed to die? I mean, if this keeps up you will be having to check your watch for death notices and not the calendar!

Anonymous said...

The last fad was twins. Now to top everyone else, you have to die. So, now we see this fad going on & it's not cool. First life & having 2 babies at once now death surrounding. Is the Matrix making up the math mistakes & all those twins by taking extra Hollywood peoples now? Evening out the ratio? I'm so serious.

Anonymous said...

Fred used to be on the talk shows and game shows back in the day. He was really good at impressions. Excellent. I never thought about him tho until today. Sorry, but I wasn't exactly missing him. He died of the same thing that killed Jackie O.

Madonna said...

I vist your site, Gwynnie, dear! I just love all your original and brilliant suggestions about how to look nice, such as "buy expensive shit". I hope you write a column about how to dress your adopted baby in style.

Air kisses,
Madge