It's Monday, so Shitney has dyed her hair brown. Actually, she reportedly did it for her boyfriend Jason Trawick, who used to just be her agent before he slipped her the Rohypnol. What the hell am I saying? You don't need to slip Britney anything to make her fuck you. Just make sad puppy-dog eyes at her and she'll mount you like Secretariat.
Shit-Shit's New Hair
Monday, June 29, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:03 PM
Labels: Britney Spears, Jason Trawick
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This is a bad sign... or GOOD, depending on your perspective. You see, history has shown that every time Shitney dyes her hair brown... she goes into a full-on tailspin/meltdown.
Perhaps our dear little hillbilly is next? Wouldn't that be the coolest? MJ and BS croak within a week of each other? Maybe we'll even really luck out and old Madge the Vadge will join 'em!
One can hope.
One can always hope.
She would do anything a guy tells her to do. She's the type who can't live without a boyfriend. Kept woman. I would feel sorry for her if I didn't hate her so much.
She looks pretty good here, slim & pretty. The guy is another story. Yucky. And she has never been a kept woman, she is the one that pays all the GD bills!
She's lost weight....Michael Jackson's 'special' diet???
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