She's Moved On To Semi-Humans

Monday, June 08, 2009

Evan Rachel Wood is no longer together with that subhuman Marilyn Manson, but has traded up for semi-human Shane West. This is progress Evan. Perhaps your next boyfriend will have the correct number of chromosomes. At least you have the good sense not to let any of these science experiments get you pregnant. Save that womb for when you at last land a Homo sapien.

2 comments:

MaryL said...

But now she looks like an android.

Gracie said...

I saw her dad on TV once. He was perfectly ordinary...I couldn't help but wonder what he thinks about his daughter's BFs. Does he gag like the rest of us?