The Perfect Metaphor

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

This image is the perfect metaphor for Jennifer Aniston's existence. But what does the empty carriage represent? Her love-life? Her childlessness? Her overall spiritual state? Ponder it while I microwave myself another panini.

6 comments:

edward said...

Ah man how I missed you ripping Aniston apart.

Jennifer Aniston said...

Crabbie, you are meeeeaaaaannnn!!!! You always paint me like I am a pathetic whiner, but I AM SO NOT THAT, FOR REALS. It's just that you are mean! Just like my mom! And the paparazzi! And Brad! And Angelina! And all their kids! And the media! And everybody who ever looked at me the wrong way! Waaaahhh!!!

Tonya said...

She looks so pretty there.

I HATE EVERBODY! said...

I hate insecure and needy women.

She needs to take a SHUTTHEFUCKUP pill.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Tonya... That is a nice pic of Jennifer. I think she is pretty in it.

WIth that stated, she is still worthy of the abuse.

Anonymous said...

She has got to be flawed in a huge way that the general public just hasn't found out about.