Not The Chimp Trainer Or The Guy Who Ran The Ferris Wheel?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Us Weekly has revealed the identity of the man who gave up the sperm for Michael Jackson's kids: it was his dermatologist Arnold Klein. Us says Klein and the surrogate mom for two of the kids, Debbie Rowe, signed a paper agreeing never to reveal the truth, or else Michael would noogie them to death. But now Michael is dead so I guess somebody figures it's okay to blab.

1 comments:

Maggie Gyllenhaal said...

I'm a famous Hollywood actress. I have under-paid servants who scrape the grime and cooch snot from my cunt lining and spit-pollish my vibrators.

Suck on that you miserable fuckwads.