Leonardo DiCaprio has broken up with his swimsuit model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, according to People. "They're taking time off for the time being, they've split," a source said. "It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing."
Where oh where will Leo ever find another girl as great as Bar? She was perfect for him. She never made a peep, her hair was always shiny and, no matter how far he threw the stick, she would always run and get it.
Leo Will Be Dipping Back Into The Vapid Twat Pool
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 2:31 PM
Labels: Bar Rafaeli, Leonardo DiCaprio
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Well, the vapidity factor among supermodels is certainly vast; so Leo should have no trouble finding a replacement.
He always dates super models. He will find another one. Everyone is saying he won't find another girl so perfect, but he's like "Whatever!"..so lets see. Maybe he can date Jessica Beil(sp?)when JT gets done with her. Quite a down grade tho. Plus, she's clearly a dude. No, Bar probably was expecting a marriage proposal and Leo ain't havin' none of that. So, he checked out. He'll be baaack!
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