Dipshit Shit-Canned

Miss Universe has done a 180 on Miss California Carrie Prejean, electing to fire her just a month after Donald Trump told her she could keep her job despite lying about her topless photo escapades.

"This was a business decision, based solely on contract violations," said a representative for K2 productions, the company that's contracted to handle Miss Universe. "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together."

Donald Trump issued his own statement in which he supported K2's decision. That leaves poor little Carrie out in the cold, lacking a platform from which to spread her hateful, homophobic bullshit. Until FOX News hires her as a full-time anchor, which I expect to happen any day now. Well, why not? She's no less vapid and inhuman than Sean Hannity. And think of the ratings she could get, especially if she flashed her fake tits once a night.