Can't Hack It

Susan Boyle has had to cancel a performance after once again complaining of being tired. Evidently Ms. Boyle finds performing incredibly draining; right after losing on Britain's Got Talent, she checked herself into the hospital for about a week to deal with exhaustion. Clearly, this woman cannot handle the grind. She should just pull the plug on her idiotic music career, return to her filthy, cat-piss-reeking apartment and resume her lonely, pathetic, spinster's life.

Hey, that sounds like Aniston.