Anne Hathaway went on Ellen Degeneres to promote Bride Wars or perhaps because she wants to pry Ellen away from Portia de Rossi (who looks to me like she'd happily knife anyone who fucked with her shit). Somehow the conversation turned to Anne's love life which has been rocky to say the least. Ellen, helpful dyke that she is, offered to find Anne a boyfriend (dyke code for "I'll help you find a lady bodybuilder with a ten-inch tongue"), and Anne replied, "At this point I would just like him to be law abiding," an obvious dig at her ex Raffaello Follieri who is currently in prison for being a con-artist. My question for Anne: Why, sweetie, if this guy caused you so much pain and so endangered your reputation, do you keep mentioning him every time you appear on television or do an interview? I would think that would you rather forget he existed and, more importantly, help your audience forget he existed so they could concentrate instead upon your talent, charm, radiance and luscious titties. Or maybe you want to forever be the chick who fucked the criminal douchebag who pretended to represent the Vatican? Trust me Anne - you don't.
Thursday, January 08, 2009