This'll Straighten Him Right Out

Ryan O'Neal has been ordered into an 18-month drug program after being found guilty of felony possession charges. Dumb old fart and his idiot son Redmond got nailed for meth possession last year after Redmond violated his probation from a DUI and police searched their house. I'm sure Ryan will come out of this a better person. And if not, well, there are plenty of winos for him to beat up if he needs to get out any frustration.