Meryl Streep didn't win anything at the Golden Globes and neither did Angelina Jolie...because Kate Winslet was too busy taking all the awards. "Look at me bitches," she is clearly thinking in the above photo. "I got two and you got nothing but a champagne buzz! Every tooth can rot out of my ugly English mouth and I won't care because I rock and you are all losers!" Shouldn't be any surprise. Revolutionary Road is exactly the kind of shrill, shallow, soapy nonsense that always wins, and The Reader...well, it's the Holocaust. That's the surest way to attract awards short of a story about gentle retards.
Monday, January 12, 2009