Swayze Admits He's On The Last Train To Croakville

Wednesday, January 07, 2009


Patrick Swayze
has admitted his pancreatic cancer is probably going to kill him within the next two years. He also says he refused painkilling drugs while working on his new show The Beast. That's a tough dude. Way tougher than me. If I had pancreatic cancer I'd be totally wasted on every drug I could get. I would probably only live maybe two weeks, three if there was something good on the tube I really had to see. Swayze though, he's an inspiration to us all.

6 comments:

ronnie said...

Yeah, I think he is an inspiration. He has a great attitude toward things.

Anonymous said...

He even said to quit smoking is not a high priority. Like it would matter now. I love the guy but he shoulda stopped smoking long ago. It will kill ya'. I wanna watch my DVD of "Ghost" now. waaahhhh....

Anonymous said...

Your ridiculously insensitive and unfunny title is an example of why you have almost NO regular readers. You are at times comical, but mostly just an ass.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie??Im extremely disappointed in this story, "the way you headed it". Your being very insensitive....Patric is an inspiration to all of us..

Anonymous said...

That's not true. Crabbie does have regular readers and supporters. But most of the time they have the cumulative IQ of a pile of rocks and sputter out word fragments instead of actual sentences. You have to realize that the "crabster" is in fact a loser nobody who is just jealous of the celebrities he hates on.

Mouthwhore said...

The post directly above this was contributed my a cretin of indiscernible gender who enjoys raping the bleeding mouths of screaming orphaned toddlers whilst simultaneously masturbating to grainy viral videos of Eastern European animal culls.