Reese Witherspoon got busted by paps while she was leaving a medical center and was not happy about it. So what was Reese in there for anyways? Did Jake give her something that required an examination? Or is it some lingering issue left from Ryan Phillippe? I'd guess the latter. Phillippe is much dirtier and diseased-looking than Jake. Of course Jake has had his weewee in some more interesting places - like Lance Armstrong's butthole. Whatever Reese has, it's obviously making her cranky.
Screamin' Midget
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Posted by Crabbie at 11:02 AM
Labels: Jake Gyllenhaal, Lance Armstrong, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe
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She was there getting tests and antibiotics and gender identity therapy after having to kiss Jakey on camera at the Lakers game Sunday night.
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I'm a Reese fan. Reese is talented & adorable. There for she doesn't NEED the paps.
Reese is an obnoxious little garden gnome with delusions. She is Jakey's beard. She got herself pregnant to trap Ryan. There is no way something as unattractive as Reese could ever get someone as good looking as Phillipe. I do acknowledge that he is an ass.
Wouldn't it be something if the paps caught Reese getting a pap smear????
She "got herself pregnant to trap Ryan"? Aww, poor Ryan, he just wants to stick it into as many A-list actresses as possible without any repercussions, and then happened to actually knock one up, omg how's THAT happen? Poor, poor, poor TRAPPED Ryan...
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