Screamin' Midget

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Reese Witherspoon got busted by paps while she was leaving a medical center and was not happy about it. So what was Reese in there for anyways? Did Jake give her something that required an examination? Or is it some lingering issue left from Ryan Phillippe? I'd guess the latter. Phillippe is much dirtier and diseased-looking than Jake. Of course Jake has had his weewee in some more interesting places - like Lance Armstrong's butthole. Whatever Reese has, it's obviously making her cranky.

6 comments:

Dr I dont feel so good said...

She was there getting tests and antibiotics and gender identity therapy after having to kiss Jakey on camera at the Lakers game Sunday night.

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Anonymous said...

I'm a Reese fan. Reese is talented & adorable. There for she doesn't NEED the paps.

Anonymous said...

Reese is an obnoxious little garden gnome with delusions. She is Jakey's beard. She got herself pregnant to trap Ryan. There is no way something as unattractive as Reese could ever get someone as good looking as Phillipe. I do acknowledge that he is an ass.

Bada Bing Crosby said...

Wouldn't it be something if the paps caught Reese getting a pap smear????

Anonymous said...

She "got herself pregnant to trap Ryan"? Aww, poor Ryan, he just wants to stick it into as many A-list actresses as possible without any repercussions, and then happened to actually knock one up, omg how's THAT happen? Poor, poor, poor TRAPPED Ryan...