With divorce comes the inevitable competition to make the kids love you more than they do the ex-spouse. Guy Ritchie knows how to play this game well. "Bet you don't do fun stuff like this with your mom do you Rocco?" Um, no dad...mom makes them go to Kabbalah meetings and questions them endlessly about how she looks. "You don't think my arms are too veiny do you Rocco?" Of course they're going to end up preferring you. In fact, I doubt you even need to try that hard.