Jennifer Lopez denies rampant reports that she is about to send Marc Anthony packing. "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced," Lopez said. "Divorce is not, and never was, an option." I believe her. If she wants to get rid of this guy she'll just have him murdered or put him in a coma like she was Claus Von Bulow. If I were him I'd make a break for it. Fake my death and run to Argentina or something. Eh, who am I kidding...she'd find him anyway. There's nowhere for him to hide. Sorry dude...I tried.
I'm So Relieved
Friday, January 16, 2009
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:43 AM
Labels: Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony
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Divorce not an option??? Tell that to the ex-wife you stole him from.
You hear celebs say that a lot, "Divorce is not an option." Like everything else that comes out of their mouths, it is perfectly meaningless.
Alright I can top both comments, divorce is not an option ? Didnt she marry 3 guys before him ?
It was 2 guys before him. As usual, edward can't get his facts straight, although I will give him credit for the point made.
What is the other option(s)? murder the little midget by drowning him in the bathtub?! Poison his coffee? fuck someone else on the side.
There are many other options,J-low~
Red is DEFINITELY her color!
The other option is an annulment!! She ain't foolin' anybody with that BS! But crabbie's right on the money, he better run, ‘cuz she looks like the kind that will have him take out or use her ass as a weapon by sitting on his face until he suffocates (and from the size of her ass and given how skinny he is, it will not take him long to die)! ali
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