I Vote "It's A Big Joke"

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix had everyone scratching their heads after throwing an apparent fit before an appearance in Vegas Friday night. According to Page 6, the newly-minted rapper was getting ready for soundcheck but got pissed when his personal documentarian Casey Affleck and his camera crew didn't show up on time. "Thanks for being late and fucking everything up," Joaquin reportedly exclaimed before storming out. Then, per an eyewitness, "He came back five minutes later and did the soundcheck. Nobody can tell if he is for real or if this is all a big joke." I still say joke. But it's possible Joaquin has really just lost his mind.

6 comments:

Mabel Leaf. said...

I don't think it's a joke. He's always been a weirdo.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how well this guy can rap, but carve a fucking swastika into his forehead and he'll win a Charles Manson look-a-like contest hands down.

Mouthwhore said...

He looks more like Sebastian Tellier than Charlie Manson.

Anonymous said...

Gawd I hope it's just a joke. He looks like shit and couldn't rap if his very life depended on it. I've always liked him as an actor and he should just stick to that.

Anonymous said...

Simple answer to a simple question: he's all coked up, perhaps in addition to other substances.

Anonymous said...

This asshole is only famous because his brother died of an overdose.