L.A. police chief William Bratton knows why paparazzi activity has quieted down in his city...it's because their favorite targets are no longer so interesting:
If you notice, since Britney [Spears] started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris [Hilton] is out of town not bothering anybody anymore — thank God — and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.
Bratton obviously follows celeb news pretty closely. So he thinks it's real between Lindz and Sam? I wonder what he thinks of Shia's problems. And Charlie and Denise. Gosh, he must have a lot of time on his hands. Being police chief of a major, crime-ridden city is apparently not that taxing a job.