How the fuck did Tom Cruise get nominated for a supporting actor Golden Globe for Tropic Thunder? That movie wasn't funny and Tom was pitiful. Oh, he dressed up in a fat suit and bald-cap and swore a lot and danced around. But he was playing against type! He's a "dramatic" actor doing comedy! And he danced! And wore a fat-suit! Beyond stupid. If he gets an Oscar nomination too...well, forget it. Just beyond lame. Here are all the nominees if you care. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are both nominated and Kate Winslet is nominated in just about every category. If there were a category for Most Bitching About Her Pictures Being Photoshopped she would win that hands down. By the way Kate...you need your pictures photoshopped. You should be grateful there are artists who can work on you and make you appear thin and beautiful when in reality you are a fat ugly British troll.
Worst Nomination Ever
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 11:46 AM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kate Winslet, Tom Cruise
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Jesus, crabbie. Who pissed in your Cheerios? You're a bigger bitch than usual today. No one hates Tom Cruise more than me, trust me, but he was funny in that movie, and that movie was funny. And Kate Winslet is beautiful! She's better looking than the fake hags that make up most of Hollywood (I'm looking at you Paris, Britney, Angelina, etc.)
Hey I just checked the list.
"Heath Ledger" nominated for best male supporting.
Uh huh.
I already know who gonna win that. Hollywood likes them dead dont they?
I agree with your assessment of Tropic Thunder, Crabbie. The movie was braindead, nothing wrong with that per se, but it also was painfully unfunny and a lot less clever than it thought it was -- even more so when you could see the actors going out of their way to make you laugh with the cheapest and lamest jokes this side of the Lumiéres. Look, a stuttering retard -- comedy!! A bat stole his drugs -- HAR HAR! And Tom Cruise, ah his comedic routine was brilliant. He just had to say "fuck" a lot and yell in his stupid voice. Where I watched, the long spells of absolute silence in the audience were deafening.
At least Robert Downey, Jr. was hilarious.
Heath Ledger was great as The Joker. But he is dead and the trophy should go to somebody who is able to appreciate it. It sucks to be dead and I am not without sympathy...but come on.
"It sucks to be dead" is my new favorite commiserating sentence, ever.
Also, Xerxes has the winning observation, that movie was way more impressed with itself than I was. It wanted me to think that it was sly and clever, but the only thing that was even remotely sly and clever was the use of "Sadeness (Part I)" by Enigma in the Robert Downey, Jr. fake trailer at the beginning of the movie, and it was over within a minute and a half.
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