Maguire's woman looks hard-ass to me...vaguely truck-driverish, definitely some lesbian stuff in her life at one time. You think she slaps Tobey around? You think he likes it? I think he's a freak. I think he likes stuff we don't really want to know about. I think his bitch is up for anything. I think she whips out the strap-on and gives it to Tobey right in his ass...while he's wearing the Spider Man mask. "What's your Spider Sense telling you know fucker!"
Tobey Maguire's Bitch Will Fuck You Up
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:21 PM
Labels: Tobey Maguire
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She looks cool, I think. But then, it satisfies the chaologic element in me when celebrities end up being less interesting as people than their unknown spouses.
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