Tobey Maguire's Bitch Will Fuck You Up

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Maguire's woman looks hard-ass to me...vaguely truck-driverish, definitely some lesbian stuff in her life at one time. You think she slaps Tobey around? You think he likes it? I think he's a freak. I think he likes stuff we don't really want to know about. I think his bitch is up for anything. I think she whips out the strap-on and gives it to Tobey right in his ass...while he's wearing the Spider Man mask. "What's your Spider Sense telling you know fucker!"

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks cool, I think. But then, it satisfies the chaologic element in me when celebrities end up being less interesting as people than their unknown spouses.