Shut The Hell Up You Emo Fag

Pete Wentz went on with Howard Stern and proudly revealed that Ashlee Simpson is great in the sack. Well Pete, she should be, after all the practice she got with Papa Joe. Seriously though...what the fuck is with this guy? All he does is flap his yap and flash his idiot face around for the sake of press run. Isn't he supposed to be a musician? Doesn't he have a horrible album to record? Isn't there some dumb-ass indie film director willing to cast this fucker and take him off to Canada or someplace for a few weeks just so we can get a fucking break? How does a buffoon like this ever get it into his head that people give a fuck about him in the first place? And as for Howard Stern...what are you, seventy? The world has heard enough fart jokes. You can retire now.