Scientists combing a tropical beach discovered this revolting specimen - some kind of half-human, half-crab - and named it Donatella Versace. If you see one coming, just try not to vomit on the person next to you. I will never eat beef jerky again as long as I live.
Scientists Discover New Species
Friday, December 26, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 1:17 PM
Labels: Donatella Versace
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Crabbie, first, Happy Holiday's! Second, are you sure that is donnatella, if so, no wonder her daughter has an eating disorder, it comes from beef jerky, moma! That is gross, specially the two fake silicone emplants sitting so wide appart on her breast bone!
This is what Donatella thinks every woman secretly wants to look like. How totally vile. Tits on a jerky stick.
i`m basically speechless but i think i can muster up these 4 words...........
OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't be too rich, too thin or too smokehoused.
I dunno if any of you are from the downunderverse, but if you are (and old enough to remember the 80's), you will probably remember the Sid the Seagull singing the "slip slop slap" song. I totally had that song in my head this morning.
If you don't know what I'm talking about go here: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjsRtPvoaM
and another version: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gAu5wCTEBt0
And what an appropriate and timely reminder (for those of us in the southern hemisphere) Donnatella Versace has provided, that the wisdom contained in that little ditty is still relevant!
Now remember kiddies:
Slip Slop Slap!
Slip on a Shirt, slop on sunscreen and slap on a hat!
Slip Slop Slap!
In the sun this summer say...
SLIP SLOP SLAP!
And this woman tells US how we should look? Riiiight!
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