Page 6 says that Jennifer Aniston was so worried about being manless when her new movie Marley and Me comes out this Christmas against Brad Pitt's Benjamin Butthole thing that she had her people out trying to drum up a boyfriend she could walk the red carpet with. "She didn't want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around," a source claims. This all became moot of course when Jen got back together with John Mayer. And why did she get back together with John Mayer? True love? Or this raging complex she has about competing with Angelina? My God, when will this woman just learn to let it go? Seriously...she is sick. I don't think even Dr. Drew can fix what's wrong with this ho. She needs lots and lots of therapy or drugs. Or Scientology. Fuck, even Scientology isn't strong enough. She needs some of those Carrie Fisher shock treatments.
Of Course This Couldn't Possibly Be True
Monday, December 15, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:07 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Dr. Drew, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
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7 comments:
Crabbie???I seriously doubt that Jen thinks about Brad and Skankalina every time she makes a move..she has walked the red carpet without a man many times since Brad was with Holie..Stop being such a hater..what has Jen ever done to you????
I'm with 3:12 what is the problem with you? Are you horrible?
I love you so much Crabbie.
sigh.... What did Jen ever do to you bloggers,paps. and tabloid freaks?! No kool aide for me,thanks!
This bullshit story was obviously leaked by Jolie to the media. Her fax machine must burn out about every other week or so.
Wow, what has happened here? I loved this site-but you must now be on Jolie's pay list along with Perez and Lainy. Aniston manages to keep her life private when she is not promoting a film-what is your problem with her? She refuses to play by the tabloid rules and gets skewered for that? This is obviously a Jolie faxed item. If Aniston seriously wanted a man for hire, she wouldn't pick Mayor, she'd pick some one with a better rep than him! She has been to lots of events on her own, its the succubus that needs a man on her arm, not Aniston. Sorry to see you buying that crap.
No doubt, the writer is completely right.
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