So apparently Jennifer Aniston went on Oprah and talked about some cake she made for an Obama election night party? Missed that. Anyways, John Mayer tried to make a funny out of the cake the other night on the red carpet for that Grammy nomination fiasco, and it turned out like most of Mayer's funnies - not funny. Mayer's cake-riff:
Jen and I made that cake together... She didn't really give me any credit for that cake. I was the architect on that cake. I put a lot of my time in designing that cake. I was a good man... I shared the process. From mixing to frosting... she took all the credit.
Put the Borat bathing suit on again Mayer - that was funny. Actually no, it was gross. And while we're on the subject of cakes - you people haven't lived until you've had a special Crabbie cake, topped with Crabbie's special homemade frosting. I'll let you guess what's in the frosting. Need a hint? If some of it got in Aniston she might actually have a kid. If she paid me a couple grand I'd be happy to mix her up a batch.
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You're sounding less and less like a pole smoker by the post, Crabs. Yeah, yeah, I know sperm donation doesn't mean anything regarding who you're attracted to, but you do seem pretty fixated on Jennifer Aniston's vagina and its exploits.
You're not really a homosexual, but you play one on the internet!
OH! I told you crabbie..I told you you were sounding hetro lately! OH!
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