Jennifer Aniston told Entertainment Weekly that she finds amusement in rumors about John Mayer having gotten her pregnant. "Oh my God, it's hysterical," she said. "It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!'" Yeah, I'm sure you laugh Jen. Laugh and laugh and laugh until your barren, childless womb just aches. Face it - you're just one of those people. God didn't mean you to have children. It's okay. There are lots like that. You should just try to comfort yourself. Believe that everything happens for a reason, including your freakish inability to conceive.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 11:40 AM
Labels: Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
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You are the biggest bitch! I use to think some of your stuff was funny but this shit is just pathetic. Why are you such an asshole when it comes to Jennifer??? This is the last time I visit your dumb website that only gets a measley 3-4 comments. HAHA!! That's what you get!
Im starting to feel the same way as the poster above. So what if Jen hasn't had any children??? Having kids doesn't automatically make you a good person..look at AJ..she has 6 kids and shes still a bitch! IMO
I agree with the two above. I´m starting to imagine you as one of the "dubious, very smelly people who make up lies about other folks and never bathe and have petrified cat crap all over their apartments"
the comment about being barren is as low class and dispicable as you can get. their are woman who would love to have kids but cannot and you have just insulted them badly. maybe your mother should have been barren and then a mean and nasty minded person like you would have never have been born. as for jolie any healthy woman can pop out babies like a rabbit to catch a sucker like peewee so leave mayer alone he is ok and not your concern he is at least better than peewee
this is called womb envy - a male feeling utterly inferior towards females, because he lacks the organs to conceive and birth - the only way to cope with this comes for him to denigrate, dehumanize, condemm, publicly ridicule all females, but especialy the ones, who did not fullfill the mission of the organs and birth, he just so wishes he would have - in his hate he feels and strives for vengefull vicarious satisfaction and happiness with tragedy of females miscarriages or when they seem to not found the way to build up a family yet, but wish so
very sad life where the only goal, satisfaction and fullfillment is found in hate and possible unhappines and tragedy of females because of their gender
did you allready fullfilled your obligation and impregnated a female and are you allready loving carrying responsible parent?
ah i heard that you are a homosexual, thus you DESPITE having all the biological organs (penis and testicles) for impregnation refuse to fullfill your biological obligation to start a family with a female and make babies with her?????
may be you should start then hating by yourself - or better, stop hating yourself for not having and those having to realize, how pathological is your hate towards childless females or females in general and accept, that everybody has a right to live his (sexual) life like he wishes and can, not only gay men but also heteros!
stl
TL; DR, 8:02.
Oh, and Crabbie, stop being such a bitch.
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