I Wonder How Much Michael Paid Him

This unnamed loser was arrested outside some joint called the Jackrabbit Lounge after he allegedly went batshit at the sight of Lindsay Lohan and her husband Sam Ronson. The dude is apparently deeply obsessed with Lohan and was trying to get rid of Ronson so he could snatch Lindsay and take her away to his secret hide-out and have his sick twisted way with her. Sam and Lindz were interviewed by the cops but said they didn't even realize anything was going on. They returned later to retrieve the drugs they tossed into the bushes.