Happy Ending

Denise Richards's two miserable kids are said to be fine after getting in a car accident with their nanny. The wreck involved four vehicles and reportedly began when the SUV driven by the nanny was cut off by another vehicle not driven by Britney Spears. The kids were spared injury because they were in their car seats. That's cause the nanny was driving. Had Denise been driving the kids would've been flung from the vehicle and off a cliff into the ocean to be rescued by passing Polynesian fisherman in an outrigger canoe. I don't know why the Polynesians were anywhere near California.