Gwyneth Paltrow may have finally had something done about those pitiful boobies of hers. People who study such things - in other words perverts - have been looking closely at recent pictures of Gwynnie and they say she has had some augmentation. "She didn't use to have anything up top," one creep said. "Now she does, and they are perky." Well I'm gonna take this guy's word for it. Looking at Paltrow for longer than three seconds makes me want to goop on myself. From multiple orifices.
Boob Goop
Friday, December 12, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:04 PM
Labels: Gwyneth Paltrow
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If you were to ask her, she would tell you it's because she had two children and her boobs just got naturally bigger and perkier and more perfect all by themselves...because she is just naturally perfect. (Even though her husband is a plagiarist.)
I love the slimy dude's utilization of the word "use" in that sentence instead of "used". Yeah, I know it's pedantic, but I require a higher grammatical standard from my slimy perverts.
Well I don't know how perky they are, but she's definitely had something added in there. I noticed it several months ago when I saw a pic of her wearing a fitted outfit, and there was all this boobage I hadn't seen before. I thought perhaps it was just a padded bra, but maybe there's more to it than that. "Pedantic"...I haven't seen or heard that word used in eons. *applaudes*
^^^Damn...that should be, APPLAUDS.
Pedantic, I love that. It is just like Goopy to expect us to follow her overshared wanderings babbled on from her site. Blah blah... she stole that turkey recipe from Martha Stewart. I'll never forget that, ever. Goopy and her cleaning routines...these shoes will carry you through you day from making pancakes for the kids to dinner out...blah blah.
I missed the etymology of goop. Is that what I see in her shirt, I wonder still.
man, Crabbie, you attract all these writer types to your site! I had to "refresh" my memory as to what pedantic/pedant was, i know how the word is used in Spanish and I figured it was the same in English! Woosh, for a moment there i thought i was really a stupid ass, not just a stupid ass!
Ok, back to the bigger boobs thing, they are bigger, either by surgical silicone implants or the one's you get at Victoria secrets made of silicone, that you can tuck under/over your sagging tits! I should know, i am pretty slim, nursed my infants and my boobs have deflated like nobodies business and almost cried when i was trying on swim suites and the lady brought me some of those silicone bra stuffers!
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