You Will Know Me By The Trail Of Douchery

Friday, November 14, 2008


What's going on with Kanye West? Bitch got arrested early Friday morning in England for, you guessed it, getting in an altercation with a pap. The snapper, who incidentally made a similar assault claim against a soccer player a month ago, says Kanye got irritated at him while exiting a club with 4 hookers on his arms, and shoved his camera into his face and bloodied his nose. The cops looked into it but released Kanye without charges. It wasn't long ago, we recall, that Kanye was arrested at LAX for going all Kanye on another photographer, breaking the man's equipment. I guess it's all-out war between Kanye and the paps. The paps better start bringing the heavy shit if they expect to survive this epic struggle. For Kanye is the greatest of all warriors and will open up a can of whup-ass on anyone who dares take his picture at 3 in the morning when he's trying to get to the hotel room with his hos. Does he wear his backpack when he goes out to the club?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that a fucking Louis Vuitton back pack?

That's it, Kanye. Turn in your blackness badge and gun.

Anonymous said...

TNB.

Anonymous said...

Kanye is a bitch

edward said...

Turn in your gun ? The only time that nigger gets physical is when he's got 5 buddies standing behind him. He's a punk. A rich punk but a punk nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

It's me again. So let me lay a concept on you. One of the reasons for the public's ridiculous obsession with assholes like Kanye West is because there's been no leadership. No one to look at, no one you wanted to listen to, for sure. Definitely no one you wanted to be. With our new President, the American public's interest is going to shift away from idiots like Kanye and P. Diddy and focus on President Obama, who speaks with intelligence and focus on much larger and more important issues. I'm not saying he will replace celebs -- he will simply be the biggest celeb of all...

Kind of like when the Beatles killed Elvis.

Anonymous said...

Here's a slightly different perspective:

As more and more of us lose our jobs, our homes & our savings, we'll end up caring less and less about celebrities like punk ass bitch Kanye the twat. I'll start caring when someone kicks his girly ass.

Anonymous said...

"With our new President, the American public's interest is going to shift away from idiots like Kanye and P. Diddy and focus on President Obama, who speaks with intelligence..."

Speaking with intelligence is much different than acting with it-- any intelligent, well meaning human being would never have run for President based on racism alone. To say he has the qualifications or experience would be laughable. This man has single hsndedly ruined race relations in this country for selfish reasons.

Anonymous said...

Actually, any time his opponents tried to play the race card in an attempt to get him to fly off the handle about it, he just ignored them. He never insinuated that you would be a racist by not voting for him, and I think that claiming that is grasping at straws.

Anonymous said...

Really, 9:42? You think he has *ruined* race relations? Because now that a black man is President, white people have to show respect instead of denigration? Actually, I'm sure that is what you think.