Sure, Honey

Taylor Swift recently bragged to Women's Health Magazine that she can't even go underwear shopping anymore without being beset by pervs. "I look up and there are, like, 15 people looking at me, with camera phones out, waiting to take a picture of which kind of underwear I'm going to buy," boasted the country "singer." "'Think she's a small or an extra small?' I wanted to be like, 'Uh, guys? I can hear you!'" Right Taylor. And I'm always waking up with Hugh Jackman's dick in my ass.