People ask Scarlett Johansson questions and she answers, apparently believing someone cares. Recently someone asked Scarlett about a feud she was supposedly having with Lindsay Lohan, who once apparently wrote something nasty about Scarlett in a bathroom stall, and Scarlett replied:
I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.
Yeah yeah yeah. Now shut up so the heteros can enjoy your tits. Juicy ones ain't they? I've got an idea ScarJo - why don't you and LiLo get together and make a lesbian porno? I guarantee it would easily outgross any of your "legitimate" Hollywood films. It would probably outgross all of them put together. Both yours and Lohan's.
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Other than the pushed-up melons, what's the big deal about this chick? Her face wouldn't get a second glance on most streets.
That's exactly it, 3:57 -- she is absolutely nothing without her stellar tits. She's a very boring looking person without them.
Fuck it, you know what? I officially hate her. Pop culture sex symbols are supposed to be exemplary all around, not just possess one spectacular asset at the expense of all the rest. ARGH. Those Hollywood starlets from the 30s and 40s would have ripped this chick in half.
Well, you know what?
I think I'd hit it.
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