Sad Britney

Britney Spears is not in a good place in her life. Britney thinks people are controlling her too much and she's unhappy and life is like jail. "I have really good days, and then I have bad days," Britney says in a new documentary some schmo made about her. "If I wasn't under the restraints that I'm under right now, I'd feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it's like they hear me, but they're really not listening." It's called being humored dear. It's what people do to you when you're nutty as fuck. Do they say, "That's nice, Britney," a lot? I bet they do. But you should be used to it by now. You're their meal-ticket. Your feelings don't matter. Your little need to feel liberated. Fuck that. Go make another shitty record and some more shitty videos and don't forget to sign the checks over to papa so he can cash them and buy himself a new Ferrari. It's really not that complicated hon - take a bunch of money out of the bank, throw on a wig, buy a plane ticket and run for it. Oh, right - you don't know how to get money out of the bank or buy a plane ticket. I guess you're fucked then. Sucks to be you.