Now the hat-and-stache craze has gotten Jude Law. We need to get our top scientists on this thing right now. This epidemic has to be stopped. Yellow fever? Polio? Gayface? These are nothing compared to the Hat-and-Stache. This pestilence threatens the very fabric of our society. Why am I the only one who sees this? I feel like Kevin McCarthy at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. You're next!!!
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
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At least when he is walking around in that getup, he leaves the neckerchief at home.
Everybody's growing the mo'
I guess it is Movember........
Sexiest...dayum...Watson...evah!
"I say old chap, just wait until you're going bald. The hat covers up the old bald spoterouski on the head... and the the moustachio detracts from the lack of hair up top!"
~Jude Law~
I want to ride him like an Arabian Stallion, hard, fast, and sweaty! And I want to be wearing boots...
More specifically, I want to be wearing shiny black boots...maybe thigh-high...but not a requirement...
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