Like A Rhinestone Homo...

Thursday, November 13, 2008


Nothing says country bad-ass like a rhinestone-studded cowboy hat. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't even know how gay he comes off. It doesn't help having Justin Gaston next to him, looking like his boy-slave all cleaned off and dressed up for the night. "I can still smell a little bit of shit and jizz boy-slave. Go spray yourself down with another gallon of TAG." Country people make me laugh. Always with the mudflaps and the incest and the dragging black people to death behind pick-up trucks...

10 comments:

mabel leaf said...

....and they love to play Bingo.

Anonymous said...

God you are disgustingly prejudiced, considering you are a big fat homo. Prejudice goes both ways, Crabbie.

Anonymous said...

Is this look supposed to be sexy? What is he thinking? I would be MORTIFIED if this were my dad.

Anonymous said...

so, did the Cyrus clan adopt this guy???? Thats the only explanation as to why he's hanging with the dad. No normal dad would allow a 20 year old NEAR their 15 yr old daughter. No way Jose'. He has to be adopted! Only explanation. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Wow - you are now officially just a weak copy of Perez Hilton - your snark has gotten that lame.

Bedbugs And Ballyhoo said...

WTF? Acky Breaky Heart is the worst thing ever. EVER! Country music is the WORST! And Acky Breaky Heart is the worst of the worst. The bottom of the shit pile.
And people still defend (and employ) this untalented dickweed? WTF is wrong with these people?

Bedbugs And Ballyhoo said...

@3:54
Crabbie is not a big fat homo. He is Prince Charming. And guess what mouth breather, t-rex armed redneck? "Ridicule is nothing to be scared of." Especially when you are dead-on right.

dirtydisher said...

crabster isn't a big fat homo..he's just tall. And I've found he hates everyone equally.

Anonymous said...

yes 9:23 (pathetic/paid ass-sucker) and 11:30 (co-dependent ass-sucker)crabbie IS a big, and indeed FAT, homo. Beyond that, this site is beyond tired, and no longer funny. I, unfortunately, keep hoping it will revert to its longone days of humor and snark. Alas, it ain't happening.

Meissa (waterlilly is no more) said...

Hey Crabbie, do you wanna be my "stunt husband" ? LOL!!!!