
Nothing says country bad-ass like a rhinestone-studded cowboy hat. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't even know how gay he comes off. It doesn't help having Justin Gaston next to him, looking like his boy-slave all cleaned off and dressed up for the night. "I can still smell a little bit of shit and jizz boy-slave. Go spray yourself down with another gallon of TAG." Country people make me laugh. Always with the mudflaps and the incest and the dragging black people to death behind pick-up trucks...
Like A Rhinestone Homo...
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 2:41 PM
Labels: Billy Ray Cyrus, Justin Gaston
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....and they love to play Bingo.
God you are disgustingly prejudiced, considering you are a big fat homo. Prejudice goes both ways, Crabbie.
Is this look supposed to be sexy? What is he thinking? I would be MORTIFIED if this were my dad.
so, did the Cyrus clan adopt this guy???? Thats the only explanation as to why he's hanging with the dad. No normal dad would allow a 20 year old NEAR their 15 yr old daughter. No way Jose'. He has to be adopted! Only explanation. LOL!
Wow - you are now officially just a weak copy of Perez Hilton - your snark has gotten that lame.
WTF? Acky Breaky Heart is the worst thing ever. EVER! Country music is the WORST! And Acky Breaky Heart is the worst of the worst. The bottom of the shit pile.
And people still defend (and employ) this untalented dickweed? WTF is wrong with these people?
@3:54
Crabbie is not a big fat homo. He is Prince Charming. And guess what mouth breather, t-rex armed redneck? "Ridicule is nothing to be scared of." Especially when you are dead-on right.
crabster isn't a big fat homo..he's just tall. And I've found he hates everyone equally.
yes 9:23 (pathetic/paid ass-sucker) and 11:30 (co-dependent ass-sucker)crabbie IS a big, and indeed FAT, homo. Beyond that, this site is beyond tired, and no longer funny. I, unfortunately, keep hoping it will revert to its longone days of humor and snark. Alas, it ain't happening.
Hey Crabbie, do you wanna be my "stunt husband" ? LOL!!!!
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