Yes, she's angry - even more angry than you would normally expect from a militant lesbian. It's all because of Lindsay and her lingering interest in dick - and dick's lingering interest in her. Calum Best's dick, mainly. Sam doesn't want that particular dick sniffing around Lindsay. But Calum kept popping up at the same clubs as Sam and Lindz last weekend in the UK and though Lindsay pretended not to be interested - well, Sam knows her lady. So now Calum's dick is in danger of being put in a vice and removed with a rusty hacksaw. I wouldn't mess with Sam if I were Calum. That is some serious lesbo love there, at least on Sam's part. Lindsay ain't fine enough ass for any man to risk his dick over anymore, unless he's just looking to get into the tabloids. The Geldof girls are much safer bets now or maybe Emma Watson.
Don't Mess With The Ronson
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 12:43 PM
Labels: Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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Whats with the hand symbols ? This 'thing' has to be one of the most foul looking creatures I have ever seen. How could any woman or man find this attractive? What a complete waste of space.... fuck off you dike.
Sam always looks dirty, filthy.
And ummm...I actually know of a guy that put his own dick in a vice in shop class in high school and could be heard "enjoying" himself all over the room! All the girls saw him, it was disgusting and hilarious!!! Never to be forgotten. At the class reunion next year "Aren't you the guy that put his thing in a vice in shop class?" "Yea, you are!!! EWWW!"
Why does Samantha Ronson work so hard to look like a guy? Does she even remember that she is in fact a female?
Barf.
She isn't THAT bad! I can't say mean things about her when I know she will soon have her heart broken and those terrible TMZ people will chase her everywhere she goes and torment her without mercy. She will probably kill herself.
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