Dear Prince - Go Fornicate Yourself, You Washed-Up Midget

Monday, November 17, 2008


Prince thinks homosexuality is evil. He's a Jehova's Witness now (who knew?) and when someone asked him his opinion on gay marriage he fondled his Bible and said, "God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.'" Yeah? Well, I have it on good authority that this is not what happened. I know from my sources that God came down and saw all that sticking and what not and immediately joined in, but suddenly got all uncool when his boyfriend showed up all pissed. God's boyfriend has always been a drag that way. But those mushroom eating goat-fuckers who wrote the Bible twisted the whole thing around so now Prince and other mindless drones have a book to hold up as proof of their righteousness. Well, whatever Prince. I still love your stuff. Nothing can make me stop listening to "Purple Rain" and "Little Red Corvette." Even you being a complete intolerant asshole.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What an effing coincidence. As I type, the radio station I listen to is playing Prince's "Purple Rain". Think that means anything?

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Rain > Purple Rain

Anonymous said...

How freaking hypocritcal is THAT?? I'm absolutely speechless.

Anonymous said...

He's fab, in the talent dept and the cool factor has never went down. He is, as I used to be a JW. It sucks to be that, lemme tell ya'! Everything you do is controlled, every hour of your life belongs to them! I am his age, was a JW for about 30 yrs. It's a miserable way to live. You aren't even supposed to associate with anyone but fellow JW's. But he's always having parties with other celebs over or at clubs. Bet he doesn't invite those "holier than thou" J-Dubs to his partays! Hellz No!!! That would be a f'g drag! Except, they do partay HARD, it's just supposed to be on the down-low!!! And No, they do not accept homosexuals into their religion, unless they want to become hetero, they will help them learn from the bible that their life is evil and bad & they must not be gay any more. There are so many closeted gays in that organization it's insane. Even at their international hdqtrs. This religion is a "cult" and a mind controlling group. It's a "do as i say, not as I do" religion. Hypocrites all over the place. I know!!! for a fact. He's just misled. Like I was for so long. He's almost in a drugged state of mind. I hope he snaps back to reality.

Roxanne said...

Check out JW's on YouTube. They have been paying off victims of pedophiles for decades. Brian Williams did a story on NBC Nightly News about it before. It's for real.

Anonymous said...

He's turning into Little Richard.

Anonymous said...

That pose, the hair, the shirt and those child-bearing lips: sure looks like a bone-smuggler to me!

Anonymous said...

EXCEPT: he has learned the word of the Lord. He WILL discard you. Learn from him