Oh no! Angelina Jolie has jet-lag from flying all over the world on her vital missions of publicity mercy! "I woke up at 3 in the morning with four kids with jet lag and two babies," Jolie sobbed after a recent appearance. "I put myself together for a few hours and go out. And then I go home. This is my job." Oh, so it's your "job" to accumulate kids like Andy Dick rings up misdemeanor charges. Gosh Angie, you're so committed. A round of applause for Angie the most dedicated, caring individual in the world. I'm starting to tear up here. By the way, Angie - have you seen Shiloh lately? Oh my God! She's probably being sold to a sex-slave ring even as we speak!
Somebody stake out Gary Glitter's place. And keep an eye on Donald Trump too - I don't trust that purse-lipped fucker.
Cry Me A River, Bitch
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Posted by Crabbie at 3:06 PM
Labels: Andy Dick, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Gary Glitter, Shiloh
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7 comments:
"Four kids with jet lag"..."This is my job" Well it isn't their job!!!!! Leave them at home or give them back to their rightful owners! Crazy, self mutilating, man stealing, junkie bitch!
She's overwhelmed and doesn't know how to stop (having babies). I think she needs some professional help to orient her to children's needs for a little order in their lives as well as one-on-one time with their parents. These things really are important to development.
What a self-important twat cutlet. Maybe you should try taking them to fucking Chuckie Cheese every once in a while, you image-obsessed harpy.
Spay or euthanize her for being mentally ill.
Does she ever stop with the self importance b.s?! STFU already!
i am getting ally tired of seeing that gummy face....it`s so over.... actually what was the big deal about her in the first place?
yawn & yuck.
Angie's still very insecure about her homewrecker status.
Goes overboard to look holier than thou, aka uber motherhood.
Yeah, she woke up at 3am and yelled for the nannies to take care of the 2 screaming brats, and then she went back to sleep. She needs to STFU already!
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