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Friday, November 07, 2008


Guy Ritchie
has been spending most of his time getting loaded at the pub he owns. I think he should just hook up with Amy Winehouse and breathe her fumes. It's cheaper than booze and the buzz lasts longer. Just buy lots of bug spray and remember not to look at her face. Festering sores are not becoming.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

He has much lost time to make up for. He's spent the last eight years eating steamed fish and drinking vitamin water. I'm a health nut, too, but there's gotta be a limit.