Angelina Jolie reveals in her big W magazine feature that she's already begun sharing her love of murderous weapons with her children. "My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12," the crazy bitch says. "And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop." Some things? Like what? Machetes? Will he be hacking his way through a lot of underbrush in the near future? Oh yeah - it'll be really hysterical when Shiloh comes running to you waving her severed arm around. "Maddox macheted me again mommy!" What you gonna do? Sew the thing on yourself and send her back out? "Stop being such a pansy Shiloh." Christ on a tricycle, this is one fucked-up woman. Even Shitney wouldn't be so irresponsible as to give her kids knives to play with. Drugs, sure, and cigarettes and booze bottles. But knives?
A Tragedy Waiting to Happen
Monday, October 13, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:00 PM
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Maddox, Shiloh
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Her "first" daggers? Geezus she says that like it's commonplace for people to buy knives for their kids. Did I miss something in my childhood? What an f'n weirdo. After seeing those pics of Maddox trying to skewer Pax with that umbrella, she better have security watching over that kid 24/7.
if bloggers like you would just ignore this retarded ho then she would cease to be relevant.
Jesus people get a clue..if you live in the south you've already had your first gun by the time your 11 or 12...knives, daggers, throwing stars, etc ARE common for boys to own. You people need to get out of your sheltered worlds, sounds to me she's raising those kids like any normal parent would.
Jesus people get a clue..if you live in the south you've already had your first gun by the time your 11 or 12...knives, daggers, throwing stars, etc ARE common for boys to own. You people need to get out of your sheltered worlds, sounds to me she's raising those kids like any normal parent would.
I live in the Midwest..we own guns and kids hunt with their dad's (after Hunters Safety classes.) No one I know buys their 7 year old a dagger. Angie just can't stop letting people know she's fucked up.
Bitch is a total whack job.
Nice double post there, 2:35. Oh, and I like how you think that weapon-owning is exclusive to boys only. Did Angie not say that her mother took her to buy HER first daggers when she was 11 or 12? This ain't no Victorian era, you sexist pig.
I think this is mommie dearest's way of keeping the old redneck fans interested in her baby machine making self.
Lets just say... that A.J is no doubt! John Voight's daughter.
Crazy bitch! I swear she's Sara Palin's twin sister.
She thinks if she talks about it like it's cool and edgy and good that she can fool their domestic help and other witnesses into believing that too and avoid having nasty narcissist-hating gossip generated about her. She knows she can disarm a certain amount of criticism by speaking openly about it.
The problem is the rest of us. But like Bush, she'll just pretend she doesn't hear us. There are enough sycophants (and minor-aged children) to help her with her delusions.
that pic might be an old one, but it fits her to a tee..she even looks deranged in that photo...My son developed an interest in swords when he was 16, I bought him his first one for xmas, He is now 24, and has a collection of many different kinds..he keeps them on a wall in his spare bedroom..I would never have thought about buying him one at the age of 7.
2:35 when did you grow up in the 50's , 60's? I grew up in South Carolina and Georgia in the 80's and 90's and we did not have knives or guns as children. We had books, computers, and video games. Your childhood sounds like something out of "Deliverance."
Angie is too fucked up for words. It's blogs like this that people can really discuss how utterly warped she is. On some of these baby blogs, this bitch is actually being credited with the resurgence in breast feeding in this country. People that post on this blog should go en masse to Celebrity Baby Blog, Baby Razzi, and Celebrity Baby Scoop and express some of these comments about this crazy bitch. Those women on those blogs are worst than the loons at JJ.
Her narcissistic personality disorder demands that she mold her children in her own image. Her own utterly dysfunctional image.
The nannies probably hide all of the knives as soon as Ang walks out the door.
Thanks for this article, really worthwhile material.
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