Thrifty Dyke

Samantha Ronson is said to be disturbed at Lindsay Lohan's shopping habits. The dyke DJ thinks Lindsay spends too much money on frivolous stuff, and now Lindsay has taken to hiding proof of her purchases from her crusty girlfriend. Ronson's thrifty ways have nothing to do with lack of income by the way - the bitch reportedly makes up to $300,000 a month as a DJ. Fuck me. $300,000 a month for that nonsense? I'm in the wrong line of work.