Jennifer Aniston is a full-on OCD case according to her friends. The sell-outs told National Enquirer that Jen carries hand-sanitizer in her purse so she can wipe down all surfaces that might've been touched by slimy, germy peasants before she'll allow her own delicate skin to make contact with them. She also refuses to touch other people and often panics if someone tries to shake her hand. Oh okay...now it becomes clear. Why men can't stomach the bitch. "No, I will not subject my penis to a laboratory test before I stick it in you." People are dirty sweetie - even you. Get used to it.
Now We Know Why No Man Can Stand Her Long
Monday, October 20, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 1:40 PM
Labels: Jennifer Aniston
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I believe this story about as much as I believe the other one going around from News Weekly that shes preggers with Mayers kid...My god, give that girl a break!
The only reasons I don't believe this story are, number one, when she was with Pitt he always looked like he had gone without a bath in over a week. And two, people with germ phobias generally won't get into a public swimming pool. What about all those pics with her and Mayer in the pool? I think she's a little stand-offish, but that's about it. So are a lot of other people.
I'm also OCD. I think she's probably attracted to guys who like they need a bath,is because she thinks she can help them.
BTW! I heard from a reliable source that Brad pitt face smells. He has really bad breathe & doesn't wear deoderant. I can't name my reliable source but he is a stunt man for major movies.
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