Just Get a New One

Tuesday, October 14, 2008


Every week I see more pictures of Charlize Theron dragging her dog to the vet. What the hell is wrong with the dog? It's probably got a contact-high all the time from having to live with Charlize, for one thing. I just don't see the point here frankly. It's a dog. Put it to sleep and get a new one. Get two new ones. It's damn ugly anyways.

9 comments:

Meissa (waterlilly is no more) said...

My friends have this old dog, he loves to inhale pot puff...he gets all excited when his ownser lights up a joint and whines if he doesn't get any....oh and just because I'm willing to give out TMI, the dog is 14 and has never had any tail. Yep. Virgin dog.

Anonymous said...

Hey Meissa...you are clearly as retarded as your imaginary friend. Go fuck yourself water lilly!

Anonymous said...

"It's a dog. Put it to sleep and get a new one. Get two new ones. It's damn ugly anyways." - It should be the other way around: the dog should put Charlize to sleep and get a new celebutard.

Anonymous said...

"Just get a new one.."

You're such a piece of shit. It's remarks like *that* that make me wonder how Pat could EVER be friends with you.

crabbie said...

She knows I'm joking.

Meissa (waterlilly is no more) said...

4:43 pot meet kettle.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Pat, 10:05? And just why the fuck do you think the rest of us care? If Crabbie's such a piece of shit (which I don't necessarily disagree with) why don't you just email him directly, instead of posting anonymously about personal issues on a gossip site? Piss off, then.

Anonymous said...

Pat is the Dirty Disher Gossip blogger. Great site BTW. I am glad you are kidding about the dog Crabbie. 'Cuz if not then next time you get sick I hope your mom has you put to sleep and gets a new son!

dirtydisher said...

"Pat" knows the real crabbie...and I know a joke when I read one. It's a gossip blog, jeez.