Shocking news: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have been doing their "romantic" icky things while Madge was supposedly using Kabbalah power to patch things up with husband Guy Ritchie. Oh really? So Rodriguez is just a big dumb homewrecker and Madonna is another old twat clinging desperately to the last shreds of her youth. Oh my. I think I may faint.
Homewrecker
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 12:52 PM
Labels: Alex Rodriguez, Guy Ritchie, Madonna
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What the hell does he see in her? I mean, he's no top prize himself, but surely he could do better? Regardless of the botox and surgical alterations she's had, she still resembles an archeological relic.
I don't know what he sees in her, but her fascination with him is probably summed-up in the subtitle of the South Park movie - 'Bigger Longer & Uncut'. Now that I think of it, maybe A-rod only goes around with her because she can accommodate his equipment - her cooch is so worked over and stretched out. Regular women probably take a look at him and say 'where do you think you're going to put that?'
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