Freaks By Default

Thursday, October 09, 2008


Michael Jackson
took his kids to a comic store in Paris. They were all wearing masks at first, then they took them off and the store patrons begged them to put them back on. No, I kid. His children look fine. They're quite pretty actually. Unfortunately, they are complete freaks. They will never have normal lives - they will exist in a bizarro bubble and one day this will burst and they will be forced to deal with reality and won't know how. And they will end up in jail or the morgue or maybe Pluto.

9 comments:

Khazar-khum said...

They don't even have skin color in common with him. He's fishbelly white, they're human. I wonder who dad was.

Anonymous said...

Of course they're not biologically his, silly. Molesting your OWN underage kids would be sick, right?

Anonymous said...

Molesting anyone's underage kids has a certain creepiness about it, unless you are a judge or juror in Santa Barbara, in which case you would find it perfectly acceptable.

MJ and his physicians can completely change his appearance and even, remarkably, his skin color, but they cannot change his genetics and DNA. The kids have no resemblance to any of the Jacksons when they were kids.

Anonymous said...

Tell me the boy kid is a manniquin. It is a manniquin..right? That's freakin' me out.

DirtyDisher

Anonymous said...

Those are odd looking kids if you ask me. They look fake somehow. I just hope they don't grow up and inherit their dad's *cough* freakish obession for plastic surgery.

Anonymous said...

Look at the girl...I think she's in handcuffs...

Anonymous said...

Christ people...I pray for these two...you should too.

Anonymous said...

Will anyone ever be able to look at these poor children and think anything other than, "I wonder if he touches them?"

Anonymous said...

Check out their eyes - they're empty - nothing behind of them, like people I've known who were clinically depressed. What could cause depression in young children?