Shocking revelation: Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was a nightmare of clashing egos and verbal abuse. Friends of the couple claim Madonna enjoyed taunting Ritchie, saying, "'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.' Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him." Ritchie, no shrinking violet, would shoot back. "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," a source says. Us Weekly claims Guy has wasted no time in getting back on his feet - he's currently fucking Kelly Reilly, an actress on his new Sherlock Holmes film. "Is that what a vagina is supposed to look like? My God, I'd forgotten."
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 11:53 AM
Labels: Guy Ritchie, Madonna
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Whatta photo!
Madonna looks exactly like my old drunken aunt Stella. In 1954.
Madonna has a vagina?
He called her FAT?!!?
Fucking A.
And we all wonder why she's putting in all that gym time.
I almost feel sorry for her.
ALMOST.
New balls, please.
He should have slapped her and poked her a few times, too. Mind you, he might have broken a nail doing so.
Typical marriage, most ppl end up hating their spouse.
I do feel bad for Madonna :(
I don't feel bad for Madonna at all. I don't think there's a man (or woman) on this planet who could keep her happy and content for the rest of her life. And I kinda think she's doomed to that without serious counseling (fuck that Kabbalah shit). It's a bummer for her and everyone in her circle, but as my parents have always advised "Become the kind of person who would want to marry you. Do not force someone to become kind of person you would want to marry." Madonna is a control freak (one look at her arms tells you that). She'll never have a successful marriage. Best thing she can do is comes to grips with that fact and continue to raise her children as best she can. God bless us everyone.
as robbie williams sang.... what ritchie said to his previous girlfriend upon breaking up with her to get with the vadge...
"i love you baby, but baby, she`s madonna"
i have one thing to say on that... now he`s getting "pay back"
as for madge... she professes to believe so deeply in karma? she should have known better.
WHAT GOES AROUND REALLY DOES COME AROUND
I told you, Crabbie. Didn't I? Madonna is the definitive nagging, guilt-mongering Jewish Mother. She would eventually castrate any man.
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