Um...No Thanks

Tuesday, September 09, 2008


Some repulsive individual is selling a pair of Michael Jackson's Calvin Klein briefs on eBay. They were originally confiscated as evidence in one of Wacko's child molestation cases so I'm assuming they're all crusty with jizz and God only knows what. Sorry - I should've saved this one until after everyone was done eating breakfast. Whoever buys these - the reserve price is $1 million which seems wishful to me - should immediately have to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. I'd buy a towel soaked in the Unabomber's ballsweat before I'd even look at anything that had touched Michael Jackson's privates. Oh God - picture some perv holding Wacko's briefs to their nose and inhaling deeply. That's it, I have to stop...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

that picture of him makes Heath's Joker look normal!
LMAO at unibomber joke! The unibomber is alot better looking than MJ is now too. I bet that unibomber dude isn't wasting his vast education in prison. I bet they got him teaching the dunces in prison, "how-to" classes!!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

LOL! This is why we love reading this blog - nobody does the snarky commentary like Crabbie. But Crabster, please stick to the airhead, wind-brain celebrities, and leave the airhead, wind-brain politicians to others. The two don't mix.

Anonymous said...

JAYSAS!!!!!!!!! i just about tossed me bisquits while scrolling down then hitting this pic!!
what in the sammy hell is that white shit in his inner eye lids?
GAG!!!!!!
by the by... love the blog!
are you by any chance british, crabbie?
& LMAO at "the joker" looking normal... how true!
right, this photo has turned me tumm.... off ta barf!!

Anonymous said...

At 9:57: Couldn't agree more that MJ makes a far freakier Joker than Heath - and this guy is for real! Someone should have cast MJ for the role instead of Heath. Then maybe Heath would still be alive.

Anonymous said...

LMAO I love this blog.