Jeremy Piven's charms may work on most women but not on Hayden Panettiere. The Star says Piven tried using his moves on the midget TV starlet but only succeeded in skeezing her out. "He was trying to be charming and kept saying he ‘wanted to show her around town,'" says a source. "But Hayden soon excused herself and escaped." Hayden is known for liking older men but apparently 43 is a little too old even for her. Maybe he should've wowed her by reciting some of his credits. "I was the loser check-out guy in Say Anything. Want to see my cock-ring? You're pretty in a weird, not-that-pretty sort of way. I have this horrible disease and it can only be cured by stroking your ass. Yes, your ass specifically..."
She'll Keep Her Panties On, Thanks Very Much
Monday, September 29, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 11:07 AM
Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Jeremy Piven
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her head appears disproportinally large for body.... its looks like a cut-out paste-on
Anonymous 11:50
Wow. Ya think?
Correction, Crabbie: Piven was the loser check-out guy in Singles, not Say Anything. Both Cameron Crowe movies, however.
--Movie Geek
11:50-- Of course, if the disproportionate head size didn't give it away, maybe the extra hair growing out of nowhere that's a completely different color than what's above the neck might have done it. You must work for Obonghit's campaign.
Piven is a loser with NO GAME. "show her around" lol , no wonder she ditched him.
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