Travis Barker, former Blink 182 drummer and known sex partner of Paris Hilton, has reportedly survived a plane crash that killed at least four people in South Carolina. The Learjet apparently failed to take off as planned, rolled off the end of the runway and through a fence, hit an embankment and caught fire. Reports say former Nicole Richie fuck-partner DJ AM was also on the plane and also survived. Speculation was initially flying that former Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell was among the dead but it's since been confirmed that he was not on the plane. The two survivors are both in critical condition at the burn ward. Be a shame if all Travis's lovely tattoos burned off. I'll be back with an update if either Barker or DJ AM croak it or if there were other famous people on the plane who are now dead. Otherwise fuck it.
Plane Crash Fails to Kill Travis Barker
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Posted by Melvin L. Crabbleberry at 10:16 AM
Labels: DJ AM, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Perry Farrell, Travis Barker
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13 comments:
barker probably got some kind of disaster immunity from fucking that cockroach paris hilton...
What's with his neck? He looks like he's spent on a rack and had it stretched out.
think thats supposed to be pamela anderson on his adams apple........... pamela anderson huh? real punk :( PUHLEESE gimme a break
I think you should share DD's headline, "celebrity gossip dished daily WITHOUT SYMPATHY" LOL!!
You fat, pathetic piece of shit. DJ AM has been reported to have his entire face burned, and TB has been burned from the waist down. You're beyond help, you fucking scumbag. I could hate these guys for what they are, but you report the news: Get a fucking grip on your job Crabbie. This is disgusting.
anon 3:47pm, that's not anderson, that's Shanna Moakler, TB's wife
Those smaller Lears are always crashing, ask any air-traffic controller.
Never fly on these nor any general aviation aircraft if you value your life.
Its so nice to NOT read a blogger gushing about these 2 'celebs'.
Let's be honest, the world would be a better place without them.
Why is is that a little piece of excrement like this tatooed clown gets his own internet elegy over any other centered, hardworking individual. Oh yes, "celeb" status. Sign 'o the times.
what a low for you...I'm def done reading your spiteful blog.
Shit...I've gone way lower than this.
Aye, that's why we love ya so, crabbie! That headline made me laugh out loud.
Promise me you'll post pics of the charred bodies propped up in their hospital beds, Crabbs.
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