Welsh chanteuse Duffy admits she's having a hard time adjusting to the attention that comes with having a hit record. "As a girl I thought I was superhuman... but I'm borderline on a breakdown," Duffy says. "The scary thing is that this feels like the beginning. It would be easy to become a recluse... I have sold my soul."
Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine Duffster. Just follow Keira Knightley's lead. Claim you despise fame, then sign huge contracts to have your picture taken for billboards and magazine advertisements. Then do tons of interviews where you spill your guts about every tiny detail of your life...including the fact that you hate having no privacy. Then stop eating entirely and become so consumed with rage that no one around you can stand you and people in the business start rooting for you to fall on your face. Then do the one thing Keira hasn't done yet but we wish she would do: Die.
Or I suppose you could just beg for mercy (yeah yeah yeah).
Move Over Keira
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 11:09 AM
Labels: Duffy, Keira Knightley
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And lets not forget the fact that being in the public eye does tend to really drag on some people as well as promote hatred from moronic bloggers with pathetic celebrity hating sites right? I mean cause things like privacy means nothing as well as morons who make bogus proclamation about anorexic when they know nothing about the human body.
Again crabbie your idiocy and ignorance when it comes to Hollywood is just to entertaining. Please continue your worthless tirade because being a internet celebrity is the furthest you will get in life. I guess your pathetic life is good for something. Thanks again for the laugh.
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Further to my violent anal assault upon the syntactic and grammatical structures of the English language at 1:39 AM, I'd just like to confirm that the fumes from Keira Knightley's toxic twat-juice are a Level 1 bio-hazard, the scale of which has not been seen since Bhopal.
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