Emaciated twat Keira Knightley got a scare put into her when a fan went nuts over her refusal to acknowledge him. "The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I'd been sent," the useless bitch explained. "You know when you're really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, 'Keira Knightley!' I got such a shock; I couldn't say anything because I'd been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offense and started hurling the most amazing abuse.
"He said, 'Who the fuck do you think you are? You're such a cunt.' All this, and I'm completely on my own.
"It's a weird thing to have to deal with, not on a day-to-day basis, but it's happened enough to make me quite jumpy."
Why does the thought of Keira Knightley going through life all shaky like one of those little nervous dogs make me want to piss laughing? Oh right...because it's funny as fuck!
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if you really want a laugh crabbie, google keira knightley and acne. she has HORRID skin.
Crabs, I happen to know the name of the book this dildock was "thinking" about: "Eating For Dummies."
I’m beginning to think that this useless fan is you crabbie seeing as how you continue to talk about Keira Knightley and can’t stop for the life of you. I think deep down inside you like her and you want her to acknowledge you. But alas like most people, she doesn’t acknowledge idiotic internet celebrity bloggers like you or Perez Hilton.
The whole Who do you think you are, you are a cunt also sounds like something that the crapster would say. Although I do get a kick out of these idiocy induced posts of yours as well as the rest of your mindless minions, I do think it’s sad that these people are so desperate to get attention from celebrities.
If I were a celebrity and some douche bag popped up and said “Who the fuck do you think you are.” I would’ve taken out a baseball bat and beat the crap out of them. Thanks though for the cheap laugh. After all that’s what you are good for eh crapster?
Keera Nighlee's white night on the prowl again. I found this quote from the skeletor bitch about people hating her.
"A camera-shy Keira Knightley was spotted making her way to a chauffeured vehicle following an in-depth interview at the Radio 1 studios in London today.
During her sit-down, the 23-year-old actress proclaimed that she doesn’t care if women hate her — because it is natural for females to loathe celebrities of the same gender.
Says Keira, “If you put yourself in the public forum, it’s what you put yourself up for. I don’t need to read it. Manipulation is something women do a lot. Women get obsessed with other women — love them or hate them. That line is very easy to cross.”
The Atonement star also responded to a quote from British newspaper The Guardian, which read: “If you want to befriend a woman, ask her the question: ‘What do you think of Keira Knightley?’ In the resulting torrent of bile and loathing, you will bond.”
This bitch is unbelievable. Insane poster 1:44 has to be on her payroll.
By the way moron the spelling is deliberate so you can have something else to rant about. I do know how to spell her name and knight.
I just love fucking with you on this nighleee BITCH. I WOULD RECOMMEND A PORK CHOP BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS THIS PIG IS HUNGRY. HOWEVER, THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CANNIBALISM IN THE UK.
I am well aware of your intended idiocy my moronic friend. I am also aware of the same idiotic jokes you use like skeletor and continue to call her a bitchI. I’m guessing Stock insults are your only means of arguing back. Which I do find amusing on a basic level. It’s always fun to see idiotics who purposely miss spell her name. Almost as if it’s some dumb protest, when in reality you’re just advocating idiocy.
But that isn’t true. Your horrific inability to use proper spelling and grammar isn’t the only thing I could write about. Your stock insults, the pathetic way you use ALL CAPS to try and prove a point.
Possibilities are endless when it comes to moronic haters. I thank you for that by the way.
Don't be a stranger now :)
Saw her on letterman, Nothing special. She seemed friendly. If I saw her on the street in new york, I wouldn't have given her a second look. Nothing against her, just nothing special.
Further to my rectal leakings at 6:19 PM, I'd just like to say how much I enjoy breaking into orphanages and white-washing the faces of sleeping toddlers with my rancid spunk.
Also, Kiera Knightly's cunt smells like a North Korean death camp.
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